perchu:

im alive but only ironically

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phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

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angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

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